Who am I?
I can identify Queen Anne's Lace. I know that Roger Williams founded Rhode Island. I know my times tables through 7 pretty well, and through 12 not so well. I can fill out a postcard correctly. And I'm ALWAYS hungry.
I can burp anytime I choose. I can build skyscrapers and motorcycles and contorted monsters with legos. I can run like the wind, but find it exhausting to walk to the fridge for ketchup. And I'm ALWAYS hungry.
I can draw and whistle and eat a popsicle and hang upside down from the couch, all at the same time. I like to hold my mom's hand while we sail around the skating rink. I like to laugh and howl when my dog licks my face. And I'm ALWAYS hungry.
I bet you've guessed it by now. That's right. I'm a fourth grade boy. And now that I'm bored of this, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find something else to give my divided attention to. And I'm STILL hungry!!
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